An Irresponsible Foetus

So I randomly noticed that it had been, well, quite some time since I had posted on here, which is quite bad and all that rot. I suspect that I have no audience but myself, and yet, maybe that's ok. These words are still here, resonating in the air. But yeah, things have been rummaging along in life. School came and went like a flash. Here I am surviving, like a dream. Kind of like two ships passing in the night. These last two weeks have been incredibly harsh. I want to give a big shout out to all of my friends who helped me through the pain and confusion. A man can do one of three things when crushing blows come, he can live, he can die, or he can transmogrify. Maybe I'm a man, and maybe I'm doing all three. I got fired on Monday, which cracks me up. I was quitting tomorrow anyway, but they decided that I wasn't quitting I WAS FIRED!!!!! Hillarity hillarity. This coming monday, the 21st of May, I am going to staff at Trinity Pines. That will last all summer. So I will be eternally gone. In other news, I passed Spanish again!!!! Crazy beans, and it was despite a horrible cucumber fed me directly before the final by my 2nd Mommy, and also despite speaking German on said final instead of Spanish. Crazy beans. But D's are Ds and not cool for GPA's, but ahh well. I got an A in Poli Sci, by the skin of my teeth and with the help of Pepto Bismol, so happiness rules the earth with an iron hand. I just spent loads of money on clothes, which is crazy for me, but then again, I've never had this much money all in one place before, I'm almost a wealthy man. Crazy pills, C R A Z Y pills.