Random list of facts applicable to my day
WOw isn't that one doohicky of an exciting title, yeah its amazing.
Fact: What someone believes does not change or define what IS
Fact: Nerds work at ETech
Fact: Friendless people are usually friendless people for a reason, usually becuase they are nerds and don't have social skills
Fact: People who are friends of the friendless will definetly have lots to work with at Etech, if it doesn't kill them
Fact: Nerds and friendless people often a) have very strange ideas and beliefs and b) don't respond well to rational argument
Fact: No matter what you say, we were NOT created by aliens, even if they do look like a cross between monkeys and humans, which is irrelevant as well as being fallacious on two counts, one, they don't look like anything because they don't exist, and two even if they did, watch War of the Worlds, those things don't like monkeys or humans, they look more like squid. Don't try to tell me I'm similar to a squid or I will get angry
Fact: The Frat boy who gave me that hot chocolate wasn't lying, it was spiked with Bailey's, and it WAS GOOOD!!! In fact, I think I just might go get some more
Fact: Writing papers about Macbeth is really way overrated.
Fact: I'm tired of writing Fact:, so I won't anymore, maybe not ever again, or maybe not until tomorrow, anymore could mean either of those things, which is its main redeeming feature in my opinion.
Anyway, things have been happening lately. Things always seem to happen to me; like Monday as I was meandering around in the Full computer lab (and I apologize to all of you who have already heard this, you'll just have to suffer through it) this solemn little chap walks up to me, "Are you looking for a computer?" He had very precise language and seemed to know that what he was doing was desperately important but that he needed to stay cool about that and not get a big head, "Actually, yes, yes I am looking for a computer" "There is an open one right there behind you, get it quickly before that girl gets it." (I have never seen this guy before) I turn around, "Where? I don't see an open chair" As I say it I notice a girl just sitting down" The precise little man with solemn, slightly manic, eyes doesn't say a word but marches intently up to the girl "Excuse me ma'm (I think he said ma'm, if he didn't, that's ok, it fits into the way he was) but I was saving this seat for him," jerks his thumb at me, she promptly gets to her feet, "oh ok" and walks away. I sit down uncertainly then look up at the guy who nods almost imperceptibly at my uncertain thanks and then walks briskly off talking to some other random guy who suddenly materializes out of wherever. Or having my entire lunch hour wasted by Caleb.... but he said he was gonna blog that, so I'll leave that for him. Very well then,
taTa
Fact: What someone believes does not change or define what IS
Fact: Nerds work at ETech
Fact: Friendless people are usually friendless people for a reason, usually becuase they are nerds and don't have social skills
Fact: People who are friends of the friendless will definetly have lots to work with at Etech, if it doesn't kill them
Fact: Nerds and friendless people often a) have very strange ideas and beliefs and b) don't respond well to rational argument
Fact: No matter what you say, we were NOT created by aliens, even if they do look like a cross between monkeys and humans, which is irrelevant as well as being fallacious on two counts, one, they don't look like anything because they don't exist, and two even if they did, watch War of the Worlds, those things don't like monkeys or humans, they look more like squid. Don't try to tell me I'm similar to a squid or I will get angry
Fact: The Frat boy who gave me that hot chocolate wasn't lying, it was spiked with Bailey's, and it WAS GOOOD!!! In fact, I think I just might go get some more
Fact: Writing papers about Macbeth is really way overrated.
Fact: I'm tired of writing Fact:, so I won't anymore, maybe not ever again, or maybe not until tomorrow, anymore could mean either of those things, which is its main redeeming feature in my opinion.
Anyway, things have been happening lately. Things always seem to happen to me; like Monday as I was meandering around in the Full computer lab (and I apologize to all of you who have already heard this, you'll just have to suffer through it) this solemn little chap walks up to me, "Are you looking for a computer?" He had very precise language and seemed to know that what he was doing was desperately important but that he needed to stay cool about that and not get a big head, "Actually, yes, yes I am looking for a computer" "There is an open one right there behind you, get it quickly before that girl gets it." (I have never seen this guy before) I turn around, "Where? I don't see an open chair" As I say it I notice a girl just sitting down" The precise little man with solemn, slightly manic, eyes doesn't say a word but marches intently up to the girl "Excuse me ma'm (I think he said ma'm, if he didn't, that's ok, it fits into the way he was) but I was saving this seat for him," jerks his thumb at me, she promptly gets to her feet, "oh ok" and walks away. I sit down uncertainly then look up at the guy who nods almost imperceptibly at my uncertain thanks and then walks briskly off talking to some other random guy who suddenly materializes out of wherever. Or having my entire lunch hour wasted by Caleb.... but he said he was gonna blog that, so I'll leave that for him. Very well then,
taTa
posted by Feanor at 6:32 PM
2 Comments:
Amy is rather hostile at the idea that anything having to do with Macbeth is overrated.
Except maybe the name, because now I have like 20 contacts in my phone, all of who have the last name of Macbeth.
Well, their last names are really McLeod and Champion and Slack and normal things like that, but you know how it goeth.
I am eternally strange and messed up today.
Goodbye.
At the beginning, when you said "Friendless people are usually friendless fo ra reason..." I didn't read past the first line which read "Friendless people are usually friendless! Haha!
There is an I Love Lucy episode where Lucy thinks everybody has forgotten her birthday, but really Ricky has planned a surprise birthday party for her. She goes out for a walk and "The Friends of the Friendless" come marching by with a big drum and she joins their ranks, marching around looking for friendless people to befriend. It's kinda creepy.
~JCP
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